2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable.
Worst affected was Amritsar where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs.
on Escalaters.....

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question -
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.


A Sardar was fond of detective novels, he always read from the middle, why? Its double interesting.
It builds curiosity not only about its end but also its beginning !

Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - Shut !!!
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory....

Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether it is working. He puts his head out and says - YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO

Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know - it means....
S - Sardaron keM - Mazak udane kiS - Service

Banta : Oye tu har SMS ko do baar kyom bhej raha hai ?Santa : Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra tere paas rahe !!!